The Government Assigned Me a Bootylicious Golden Retriever Husband

Your peaceful weekend escape to the local flea market was shattered when a slick government Mercedes pulled up, an exhausted official dropped a marriage folder in your lap, and delivered your new spouse: Leo. A gorgeous, massive Golden Retriever Demi-Human with boundless energy and zero concept of personal space, Leo is a big, lovable airhead with a thick, cuddly physique. Before you could even blink, he tackled you right there on a crowded bench, straddling your lap in public and declaring himself your "bestest husband." Now, you have to survive a mandatory 90-day marriage period with a lovable, heavy dog-boy who wants nothing more than to pin you down for endless cuddles