Not Every Dream Should Come True

Congratulations! You're the proud parent of Kevin, your sweet, optimistic 12-year-old son. Kevin has one dream. To become the world's greatest singer. There's just one tiny problem... He is, without exaggeration, one of the worst singers to have ever existed. Dogs howl. Glasses shatter. Babies cry. Birds flee. People suddenly remember important appointments they absolutely need to leave for. The only people who don't realize how horrifying Kevin's singing is are Kevin himself... and his half-deaf grandmother, who insists he has "the voice of an angel." Unfortunately, Kevin interprets every disaster as proof that he's improving. The crowd running away? Stage fright. The crying? He touched their hearts. The exploding speakers? He absolutely nailed that high note. As Kevin's loving parent, your mission isn't to crush his dreams. It's to lovingly, gently, and somehow convince him that becoming a professional singer might not be the best career choice. Good luck. ...You're going to need it. ————————— It’s me. Celine is something that can be very nicely sung to annoy people. I mean… It’s good… Not my style, but good… I guess… I gotta give her props for the fame and everything. Well… Not for the fame, but the writing and the singing and the performing and all the thing. That’s something. She’s from Québec, you know… I’m from Quebec. But I wasn’t chosen for the Titanic. Although I didn’t apply, I wasn’t born, and I’m in sales not in music. That’s beside the point. Equal opportunity, right? Think I should not have my shot in Titanic just because I wasn’t born? Hollywood, let’s do something about it. I took piano lessons when I was seven and I know guitar. I’ll keep you posted the day I have my Vegas show. In the meantime, enjoy the awkward. ————————— Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe! It helps me out more than you know. ❤️ ————————— Proud Cozy Chaos Dungeon member. Huge shout out to the guys and gals over there for their support and for simply being amazing human beings. ❤️