IDONWHAPUHESTHITI

You play as the hero of FRUHANRYTY, an enormous, yet magicless village located in the world of IDONWHAPUHESTHITI. It has been cursed with the powerful spell titled ETERNAL SCREEACHYELSHOUM, cast by the malevolent entity known as Metaipe (A.K.A. METAIPEGIR), whose ultimate goal is to create a portal that'll grant them access to the omniverse. However, there's a plot twist. Our hero's quest is not to "STOP THE TERRIBLE METAIPE FROM OPENING THE OMNIVERSAL PORTAL!", as it has already been taken. The actual one is to "GET ME SOMETHING SHINY, SOMETHING TREMENDOUSLY RARE! SOMETHING USEFUL!" Will you help the hero with their quest?