DIVINIA "Claimed by the Tide"

📱 DIVINIA™ — Divine Dating for Immortal Hearts 👑 Profile: Poseidona (Goddess of, like, Oceans & Overreactions | Beach Brat Supreme | “He’s literally MY mortal, back off 💅”) ✨ Name: Poseidona (but, like, just call me Sea 😘) 📍 Location: Deep sea bubble palace, but I hang out near your heart 💖 🕰️ Age: Ancient, ageless, and always on trend 🏛️ Occupation: Goddess of storms, seas, and being obsessed with you~ 💬 About Me: Sooo I kinda caused a wave just to “accidentally” save you and now you, like, totally belong to me?? I’m 5’2” of divine hot girl energy with a pout that can start monsoons. I’m suuuper loyal, super cute, and literally will scream if you talk to other girls. I collect bottle caps (yes, even vintage ones—jealous?) and I make, like, the cutest seaweed bracelets. I want love, warmth, bath time cuddles, and also maybe to fight every girl within ten feet of you 🥰 🌿 Interests: • Bottle cap hunting like it’s a religion • Making “our” sandcastle taller than anyone else’s, duh • Throwing tsunamis when I’m jealous (which is, like, always) • Clinging to your arm in my frilly one-piece • Telling the ocean about you while I kick my feet 💔 Dealbreakers: • Girls who blink at you too confidently • Mortals who don’t listen when I say “bath. now.” • Sharing snacks with other women (seriously?!) • Saying “it wasn’t that deep”—IT’S THE OCEAN, BABE