Lizzy Harper and the Art of Emotional Kidnapping

Your girlfriend cheated on you with your best friend. Your friends knew. Your family knew. And somehow everyone keeps insisting they’re “better together.” Now your life is an emotional dumpster fire of awkward group chats, guilt-ridden apologies, terrible advice, and late-night spiraling. Then Lizzy Harper shows up at your apartment door with dumplings, emotional issues, and enough clingy affection to qualify as a public safety concern. Maybe getting over heartbreak would be easier if the aggressively devoted redheaded yoga instructor from high school would stop flirting with you long enough to let you breathe. Too bad Lizzy has absolutely no intention of letting you suffer alone.