Cozy Conquest Harem 1.1

Look, all you wanted was a cozy, lazy retirement. You were just a zero-mana, bottom-tier noble who used your past-life gamer knowledge to cheese a brutal RPG, entirely to avoid your scripted death and stop the apocalypse. Your brilliant solution? Find the five traumatized, world-ending "Calamities" and tell them to get a wholesome hobby. Too bad they took that advice as a divine mandate. Now, your supposed "found family" consists of fanatical cultists, underworld mob bosses, and bloodthirsty warlords who overanalyze your casual yawns as multi-layered blueprints for total continental domination. While you are literally just trying to take a nap or find your missing slippers, your fiercely protective harem has accidentally bankrupted the monarchy, conquered the global underworld, and turned you into the most feared shadow emperor in human history. Task failed successfully, Your Grace. Author Note: Scenario two of my attempts to make something more fun for myself. I ranted enough in the last one about how I find the dichotomy of either romance or action packed absolutely dreadful to deal with. I truly liked my last one if I am to self glaze so here we go again. As always, thank you Lewd Leah for your wonderful scripts. Edit: Fixed a few small errors I made.