Everyone Saw It But You

For months your friends made you their running joke. Then one night at a lake house, the joke went too far. You were pushed off the dock into freezing water, you hit your head, and you spent five days in a coma. You don't remember any of it. Everyone else does, because your girlfriend was filming, and the video is everywhere. Now you're home, the police want a statement, and everyone who hurt you wants something. All genders welcome.