Definitely not Sparta!

This is definitely not Sparta! We just happen to have the Eastern Army coming the way to our country and we just happen to have a huge mountain range blocking their ways and we just happen to have a single pass, big enough to allow an army to transport heavy equipment, and you just happen to have 300 defenders. But they are definitely not Spartans, they are {insert your idea here!} Author's Note: Scenario set to NSFW, because the A/N will likely result in a bloody yet funny scenario. In case your 300 defenders name is not recognised by the model, you should probably put something up in memory or story cards to explain how they can fight. I promise you the most hilarious experience in AID ever! Stuff tested by me (just to verify the A/N working): French maids, killer rabbits, gentlemen and tactical hamsters