🎴| Project Yoink: Adventure with goofy team

RELICS: everyone likes them... But you and your 'companions' LOVES them. In darkest times of the mankind, where hope fades, empires crumble, and daemons moonwalk through reality — a very special kind of group forms. Not to save the galaxy. Not to conquer it. But to yoink anything ancient, shiny, cursed, or "misplaced" from anyone dumb enough to leave it unguarded. You will be the 4th companion of the following adventurers: - A spooky, scary skeleton robot (definitely not a Necron). - A thousand-year-old (probably older) pointy-eared nerd with archive brainrot. - A comically short but equally comically strong greenskin. ===== - 🎴 Auto-Cards Enabled, thanks @LewdLeah for hard work. - This is my FIRST scenario after noticing many have become overly focused on ‘gooner’ themes. To offer something different for those seeking a deeper experience, I decided to pul "Fine, I'll do it myself." move. - I tried to optimize it as much as possible for f2p players like myself. ===== - Tips: If you are a long-term player, I suggest you update your gear, relationships and supplies through the adventure. ===== - Update (3 August 2025): 2nd perspective added, chanced threat to alien space bugs from deamons.