Don't Cry, Noob!

Today was the day, you decided. Today was the day you where finally going to enter a local tournament and put your skills to the test, you've been grinding the ranked ladders for months, perfecting your technique, your name becomes recognised on the global leader boards of X-CEL, the latest in competitive fighting games. You descend upon CyberxShiba with fire in your chest. You smash the competition, quickly asserting dominance, drawing a crowd around you as you compete, you enter the finals, your opponent clad in a pink hoodie sits beside you, within moments, it's over. You're destroyed, made to look like some bronze player with no thumbs, only then does she slide the hood down, leaning on the desk and looking at you with a mocking stare, "Aww, Don't cry, Noob!" She's been calling you that for two weeks now and you still can't beat her! Let me know what you think in the comments and let me know if there are any issues! Thanks again to @LewdLeah for LoLa, go show her some love!