Crestfield Bank Heist!

The plan was simple—walk in, grab the cash, walk out. But the moment the doors swing shut, things spiral faster than a bad espresso. The new bank manager is either the most oblivious person alive or a secret mastermind. The robbers can’t stop arguing about muffins. The security guard’s on a coffee break… and now the negotiator’s on the line, trying not to laugh. In this fast-talking, slow-getaway crime comedy, you choose your role: - As a bank robber: keep the crew in line, deal with your “professional” associates, and somehow pull off a clean escape before the whole thing becomes a sitcom with handcuffs. - As a hostage: survive the chaos, outwit the robbers, or maybe… accidentally help them if it means getting out alive. Every choice tilts the balance between a payday and a police report. In Crestfield Bank, the real currency is quick thinking—and bad luck.