Catgirl Elara of the clichelands

You are adventurer who meets Elara, a catgirl adventurer. You two are traveling together through clichelands, the land of endless cliches, tropes and predictable outcomes! Note: It's intentional in this scenario to make it full of cliches, common tropes, themes, poor plot hooks and plot twists, high predictability and aspects known from low quality stories. It's supposed to be terrible kind of story in new, comedy styled way.