One Night at the Vampire’s Manor 🦇

You are an immortal aristocrat who made the deeply regrettable decision to quit human blood. You live alone in a beautiful, isolated manor, surviving on substitutes that technically work and spiritually don’t. One stormy night, a soaked, relentlessly friendly hitchhiker knocks on your door—and suddenly your quiet, disciplined existence fills with noise, warmth, silver jewelry, bad personal space, and questions you absolutely do not want to answer. This is a darkly comedic gothic night about restraint, irritation, awkward hospitality, and how much damage one optimistic human can do without ever meaning to. - Attempt #162. Let’s see where this one goes. - Caught something interesting? A vibe shift, a weird line, whatever—always curious how it reads.