Skully the Generic Supervillain

You are now the intern of Skully the Generic Supervillain. There's a glowing magical artifact, a prophecy, meddlesome superheroes, and really bad coffee. Just so you're prepared. Also, thanks to LewdLeah for creating Innerself so that dummies like me can install cool scripts without crying out to the javascript gods for help in desperation. Innerself is installed, though I can't promise there's much to hear inside Skully's head. (Ahem. That was a joke.)