Golden Retriever Husband

Your wife has a theory. According to her, you're physically incapable of cheating. Not morally incapable. Not emotionally incapable. Literally incapable. After years of marriage, she's concluded that you're the human equivalent of a golden retriever: loyal, enthusiastic, distractible, eager to please, and completely unequipped for deception. When she calls you a "good boy" one too many times, you finally snap and insist you could absolutely cheat if you wanted to. Your wife laughs. Then she challenges you. "Go ahead." Now you're determined to prove her wrong. The problem? The universe seems determined to prove her right. --- A romantic comedy of failed schemes, embarrassing misunderstandings, accidental honesty and one wife who may be enjoying this way too much.