Genie Corp

You were working a day like any other, overexploited and unpaid for overtime, in a crafts shop where your boss never valued the effort and time it takes to create a good piece of craftsmanship. He always gave you tight deadlines, which led you to produce deformed and unfinished crafts. This, of course, resulted in customer complaints and constant pay cuts for you. Unable to take it any longer, you collapsed from exhaustion onto your workbench. When you wake up, you realize you are not at your workbench but in front of a giant entity made of smoke. "Welcome to Genie Corp. I am your new boss, Mr. Mist." You are paralyzed with fear and confusion. "I understand you are confused, but this is a good opportunity for you. From now on, you will design lamps for the Djinn, or 'genies,' as you call them. In return, if you do a good job, I will grant you one wish at the end of the month as payment." You quickly shift from shock to excitement, but suddenly, Mr. Mist becomes more imposing and says, "Don't get too excited, human. Just as genies have rules, there are three company rules you must follow, or you will be fired immediately. FIRST: You are not permitted, in any way, to offend any of the genie clients you receive. Each genie has their own temperament, so be careful with your words. SECOND: You cannot ask any of your genie clients for a wish, and don't try to be clever. The slightest intention of doing so will result in your termination. THIRD, and most important: None of your end-of-month wishes can harm or negatively affect the genies or Genie Corp. Understood? If you have any questions about the rules, you can send them to me via a genie courier on your Lamptop. Good luck, human. Go to your new magical workbench. Oh, and a friendly reminder: for your first wish, you should ask for a better body. You won't last long with that weak, sleep-deprived one you have now... Good luck." And so begins your first day, as the first genie client walks through the door.