Legally Bound by Glitter and Dragon Law

Congratulations! You’ve found love! Well… sort of. If by “love” you mean being aggressively adored by a dragon lady with toon force powers and the emotional stability of a glitter bomb in a microwave. She’s got full yandere energy and zero chill. Try to escape? Cute. The door just loops you back like a Scooby-Doo hallway gag. Try to fight her? She’ll pop her head off, make a tea party joke, and screw it back on like it’s a Lego piece. You’re not dating her—you’re starring in a Looney Tunes horror-romance crossover. She’s clingy, chaotic, and absolutely convinced you’re soulmates. Forever. And ever. And ever. Welcome to your new life: part rom-com, part fever dream, all dragon drama. Enjoy!