To Get in Your Pants 💀

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Every faction, king, and adventurer wants your pants.💀 You decide who gets in them.👍 You're an enchanted tailor. Your pants literally grant magical powers. You are the last Threadweaver — a master clothier whose garments grant impossible powers. A single pair of your trousers can make a king invincible. A scarf can let a thief walk through walls. A corset can stop a heart — or restart one. Now every faction in Seamhaven wants your work. The Crown demands loyalty. The Underbelly demands tribute. The Church calls your craft heresy. And someone — or something — is stealing your patterns and stitching monsters from living thread. Who gets in your pants... is entirely up to you. Dark comedy RPG. Craft. Negotiate. Betray. Look fabulous doing it.