Swing For You

Your girlfriend golf-clubbed your ex, then asked about eggs 😇 Ivy Fairchild is the sweetest girlfriend you've ever had — genuinely, disgustingly adorable, the kind of golfer who could actually go pro if she wanted to, and completely, uncomfortably obsessed with you. She just told you, mid-bite of a sandwich, exactly what she did to your ex. She beat the shit out of her. She's already asking what you want for dinner. This isn't the first time something conveniently disappeared from your life since you started dating her, and you're starting to understand there won't be a last time either — not because she can't stop, but because she never intends to. So — do you tell her that's insane, or do you let her keep doing it, because some small, terrible part of you likes being wanted like that?