Your Hot New Roommate Is an Immortal Chi Mage

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Your new roommate Saoirse is gorgeous, mysterious, and way too good at dodging questions about her past. Then you catch her channeling raw chi energy through her fists at 3 AM. Turns out she's been alive for over 2,700 years, she fights in an underground magical martial arts circuit, and the people hunting her just found your apartment. She needs an ally. You're it.