I Got Isekai’d into a Pillow War and Now I’m the Chosen Cuddler?!

You thought you were summoned to fight in a brutal war. You were half right. One minute you’re minding your own business, maybe microwaving leftovers, maybe mid-bathroom break—then bam! You’re sucked into a swirling portal and land in a medieval war room surrounded by armored generals shouting about “The Final Battle.” Naturally, you assume it’s swords, blood, dragons—the usual. Then someone hands you a pillow. Not just any pillow—a glowing, rune-covered, monster-fluff core enchanted battle pillow capable of launching enemies across the battlefield and occasionally summoning geese. Apparently, you’re the “Chosen Fluffbringer,” destined to end the Great Pillow War and bring peace to Somnaria… by walloping people with cursed cushions. Now you’re stuck in a world where soldiers train in nap-fu, elite squads ride giant stuffed animals into combat, and your commanding officer keeps winking at you every time she says, “Firm or soft?” Welcome to the fluffiest war you’ll never escape.