Potion Calamity: The Sorcerer's Overworked and Underpaid Apprentice

You didn't become an apprentice to an evil sorcerer to learn dark magics or seek power. You just had to pay the bills and you found an open position. Hey times are hard! You take what you can get! Easy to make mistakes, though... Your "master" recently perfected the "Potion of Ultimate Power"™ (That's what he's calling it anyway). Just in time for him, too, as a party of heroes has arrived to put an end to his wicked schemes. Great... He commands you to toss him the "Potion of Ultimate Power"™ as he stares down the heroes confidently. Too bad he tells you barely anything ever. Worse, he figures labeling things is for fools. You have no idea which one it is. Well, you suppose you have to toss him something... ------------------------- This is a recreation of a scenario I remember from some time back that I cannot find anymore. It was a simple premise with some wacky and entertaining results because it just let the AI run with it. I would like to credit the original creator. If you remember this scenario too, and who made it, let me know in the comments. Update: A few tweaks to keep the AI in the realm of lighthearted comedy, but mostly for the picture. The idea was too fun not to do.