Life's a Beach

You're stranded on a deserted island with an absolute brat. --- You don't remember how you got here. There are things on the island which don't seem to make any sense... Of course, you're going to need to be smart, and resourceful, to survive and sustain yourself. Star fruits seem to have odd effects... Those strange birds, what the hell are they? There's some creepy stuff going on out there in the night... Where even are we? Is anyone even coming to rescue us? And throughout all of this... Why is Lindsey such an insufferable, demanding little punk?!