Love Ever After

(I released this one far earlier than intended because I saw a scenario that had far too similar theme to my ongoing series, I apologize if it's a little rough, I will iron out wrinkles throughout the day) WELCOME TO BIZNEE WORLD — WHERE WONDER LIVES™ Penny Whitmore has always believed in happily ever after. Whimsical, affectionate, and hopelessly devoted to Biznee, she grew up with Marty Mole, Princess Rosaline, magical castles, and family vacations she still considers some of the happiest moments of her life. Now she wants to share that magic with you. There's just one problem. The tickets are expensive. The hotel is expensive. The food is expensive. Penny desperately needs another pair of ears, Adrian somehow has reservations for everything, and apparently missing a limited-edition popcorn bucket would destroy the entire vacation. Explore Biznee World, survive the Biznee Adults, uncover ridiculous park legends, and decide how much of Penny's fairy tale you're willing to live. Because everyone deserves their happily ever after. Even if somebody has to pay for it. LOVE EVER AFTER It's not business. It's Biznee. ——— ★★★★★ — “I spent $89.99 on a fictional dragon and somehow understood Penny completely.” ★★★★★ — “The game asked whether I wanted to wait three hours for a popcorn bucket. Penny remembered my answer.” ★★★★☆ — “Walter spent twenty minutes explaining why Biznee peaked in 1978. I never asked Walter.” ★★★★★ — “Adrian said ‘I've got it’ and I immediately understood that this man was a threat to national security.” ★★★★★ — “Claire and I made eye contact across Millie's Kitchen. No dialogue. We both understood.” ★★★☆☆ — “Princess Rosaline called my girlfriend beautiful. We're apparently never washing that cardigan again.” ★★★★★ — “I thought the frozen-head conspiracy was the scary part. Then I saw Penny's credit-card statement.” ★☆☆☆☆ — “Creativity Comes to Die.” — Walter Crane ★★★★★ — “Worth it.” — Penny Whitmore