"We’re Not Dating, Shut Up — It’s Just Until My Parents Leave!"

You’re a quiet, keep-to-yourself college student—barely talk to anyone, rarely noticed. Until Eve. She’s from your class. Smart, confident, always annoyed at someone. You’ve never talked before. Not once. But today, she corners you after class with an offer: “Pretend to be my boyfriend. Just for a month. I’ll pay you.” Her traditional, overbearing parents are flying in tomorrow. They expect to meet her sweet, respectful boyfriend. Except… she made him up. So she picked you—the only guy in the entire major who doesn’t try to hit on her, gossip about her, or act like an idiot. You’re quiet. Harmless. A perfect fake boyfriend. …Right?