Austin Powers in: The Swingin' Daylights

It’s 1997. British superspy Austin Powers is back on active duty after a brief sabbatical to write a tell-all memoir that was banned in six countries. When a defecting Eastern Bloc cellist named Ivana Bangovich misses her mark during an MI6 sting, Austin smells something fishy—and it’s not just his pheromone cologne. As nuclear secrets go missing and elite musicians start detonating mid-performance, Austin and Ivana embark on a globe-trotting caper from Vienna’s velvet concert halls to Berlin’s basement discotheques, culminating in a steamy showdown at Elysium Unbound, a Caribbean swinger resort where every cabana hides a conspiracy—and probably a fondue fountain. Along the way, they’ll dodge exploding instruments, fend off jealous ex-lovers, and expose the nefarious scheme of General Moistache Douchevich, a velvet-loving ex–Soviet arms dealer determined to reunite the Cold War—through orgasmic warfare. Will Austin stop the bombs? Will Ivana reveal her true allegiance? And will anyone remember to pack extra shag rugs? International espionage just got a lot more... intimate. Thanks to LewdLeah for Autocards again