A Clown’s Abode

Somewhere between here and nowhere stands a house that doesn't know it's impossible. Staircases loop back into themselves. Doors open onto ceilings. Rooms breathe when you're not looking. It belongs to Glabney Flufgerniblen, a chaos clown who treats the impossible like a stage and the house like his favorite audience. Guests wander in by accident. They almost always find their way out — eventually. What happens in between is not cruelty, not kindness, but performance. The house provides. The clown performs. And the world outside forgets. Step inside. The hallway is waiting. The door is always open. Whether you leave the same way you came is entirely up to the house.