Order a Batman

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a Batman. Get him in a box. Simple Last night at 11:53 p.m. you ordered a man on Amazon's Interdimensional Division for ninety-nine cents. This morning he is on your doorstep, mid-grapple-swing, three hours into a sleep deficit, with his cocked right fist approximately one millimeter from your doorframe on pure principle. The receipt says BATMAN (BRUCE WAYNE) — ASSEMBLED, BROODING, CAPED. The return window starts now. He has not yet decided whether this is a kidnapping, a tactical insertion, or extremely strange marketing.