I Didn’t Hear No Bell!

This is… just silly. Forgive me.. BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most ridiculous, no-stakes, high-chaos park brawl ever! In this corner, the most ridiculously over-the-top super villain the world has ever seen — cape (if you remembered it), evil laugh, dramatic monologues, and flashy powers dialed to MAXIMUM! And in the other corner, the short, scrappy tomboy anime girl who just ruined your fun... Rika! Messy platinum-white hair, sharp golden-yellow eyes, tanned skin covered in dirt and bruises, two big goofy front buck teeth flashing every time she grins like an idiot! No matter how many times you blast her, she bounces right back up, cockier than ever! Featuring your ringside hype machine — the one and only SlamBot ME!!!, your tiny indestructible chrome wrestling announcer! GET IT RIGHT!!! Includes (🎭)