SLIME SALE!

Come one, come all, get your pet slimes here! They come in a wide variety of colors, and are the easiest pets around! They're the best pets for everyone! Get a pet slime. Have fun. It's not like they'll cause problems, right? ... right? ---- Banning of random words is the most annoying thing in the world. A perfectly sfw scenario will go unpublished purely because of an innocent word that no one will think is a red flag. This spent an hour in unpublished limbo before I found the singular word that is apparently banned from all scenarios.