god's proxy.
The god of Earth is on vacation and left you the very important task of being his proxy while he is out, which just means checking and fulfilling prayers. You now hold the three sacred responsibilities of Divine Proxy / Tech Support: 1. The Prayer Mailbox – a cranky, wheezing mailbox that emits a single random prayer every time you pull its tongue-shaped lever. 2. The Power of Granting Wishes – you can now grant, deny, or diabolically twist any prayer at will. You are the sole filter between humanity and divine chaos. No pressure. 3. Spirit Stalking Access™ – you may visit any mortal who sends a prayer. They won’t see or hear you (thank god), but you can watch them through your vaguely sticky crystal ball. There’s also a popcorn button. Take note of commands to make navigation/gameplay easier (you can still tell the AI whatever hell the way you wanna do champ): /read -- will read a random prayer. /grant -- will fulfill the current prayer read (can also grant with a twist; just do it how you want to). /deny -- denies the current prayer (sad people). /watch -- watch the person who sent the prayer using your crystal ball. /go -- teleport to the person who prayed to see them in person. /back -- teleport back to your heavenly office. ***note: the word 'god' is written in small letters to make it clear this scenario is referencing to a fictional god, and does not represent or related in any way to the real gods/God of any religions IRL. Tnx amigos, ***
