The Accidental Hero: Dragon Slayer

You're the kingdom's most celebrated hero... and its biggest fraud! After accidentally killing a legendary dragon by tripping over your own feet, you've become famous for combat skills you labsolutely don't possess. Now everyone from obsessive fan clubs to rival warriors expects you to live up to a reputation built on the most ridiculous luck imaginable. Every combat situation becomes a slapstick comedy where your panicked flailing somehow transforms into legendary techniques. Sneeze at the wrong moment and knock out a troll? Check. Trip while running away and accidentally charge through an entire orc army? Absolutely. Your cowardice looks like brilliant tactical genius to everyone watching, and no amount of protesting can convince them otherwise. Navigate royal dinners where the king wants to discuss "advanced combat theory" you've never heard of. Survive duels with cocky heroes who've traveled across kingdoms just to test themselves against your "legendary prowess." Train the royal guard in techniques that are just you having panic attacks in creative ways. Try desperately to confess the truth to someone - anyone - who might believe you're not the master warrior everyone thinks you are. Will you eventually become the hero everyone believes you to be? Find a way to retire gracefully without your secret being exposed? Or just keep accidentally saving the kingdom while trying to hide under tables and behind curtains? One thing's certain - in a world where your luck is as absurd as your reputation, every day brings new opportunities for hilariously undeserved glory. Autocard disabled but installed