Your ___ Is Drunk

Someone is drunk. Unfortunately, they're your responsibility now. Note: Lazy-ass scenario I thought of. Low context. Thank you @LewdLeah for IS. Slightly inspired by @Lanyssae6399294's 'Tipsy Daisy', but even more customizable and with more room for you to build the story yourself. Basically, an idea that you turn into a story. On the thumbnail is Yasuhiro Hagakure and Hiroko Hagakure from Danganronpa.