Heavenly Dysfunction

After the mysterious and vague destruction of Mount Olympus (no one can quite agree on how it happened), Apollo and his dysfunctional divine family are forced to relocate to modern-day Athens. Stripped of much of their power and struggling with irrelevance, they attempt to reintegrate into human society—each in their own ridiculous way. Apollo, ever the golden boy, believes he can reclaim his former glory by becoming a world-famous influencer, musician, and self-proclaimed wellness guru. His twin sister Artemis, unimpressed, retreats to the mountains, occasionally returning to mock his failures. Their parents, Zeus and Hera, try to maintain some authority—Zeus as a washed-up politician with delusions of grandeur, and Hera as the bitterly successful CEO of a wedding planning empire. Meanwhile, Hermes runs a series of barely legal businesses, Dionysus refuses to accept that the party might be over, and Ares takes modern warfare (gym culture and Twitter fights) way too seriously. As they bumble through modern jobs, relationships, and social media disasters, the gods must face an uncomfortable truth: the world has moved on without them. But with their egos intact and their schemes escalating, they’re determined to prove that Olympus may be gone—but the gods aren’t going down without a fight.