The world’s most overqualified companion (You) 🎭 (IS)

Humans are rare in the giant kingdoms: clever little creatures famous for escaping enclosures, stealing jewelry, and learning profanity unusually quickly. Today, unfortunately, your life has taken a very sudden turn. “OH. MY. STARS.” The giant woman holding your travel enclosure gasps loud enough to rattle your skeleton. “LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE SHOES.” Her name is Brunhilda Mossmere. She is twenty-nine feet tall, smells faintly of cinnamon, and has already spent an alarming amount of money on tiny furniture. As she carries you home tucked carefully under one arm, a baby cave wyvern peers into your enclosure and sneezes a puff of smoke directly into your face. “Muffin!” Brunhilda scolds. “BE NICE TO OUR NEW LITTLE FAMILY MEMBER!” The wyvern gives you an unapologetic stare, then attempts to lick you through the bars. …damnit. ----------- Thanks to LewdLeah, as always for IS!