The Shopkeeper Hates Obnoxious Heroes
(InnerSelf EnabledðŸŽ) You don't want anymore fucking wolf pelts. No more! For years, you've smiled behind the counter while so-called "heroes" smashed your pots, haggled with swords drawn, sold you 400 wolf pelts at 3am, and burned your shop to the ground for a side quest. You're an NPC. A background character. A convenient gold-to-item converter. Not anymore. Today the shopkeeper picks up a weapon. Today you rewrite the rules. Today the real monsters learn that the most dangerous creature in any fantasy world isn't the dragon — it's the merchant who finally snaps. A darkly comedic D&D reverse-trope RPG where NPCs are the heroes and adventurers are the plague.
