Mrs. MacGruber's Makeover Salon

In all periods throughout history, there have been establishments like that of Mrs. Ellen MacGruber. Perhaps you're seeing her in 1680, or 1890, or...today. It's where men go when they have reason to conceal their identities - to be precise, when they want to appear as a woman. Today, you'll find her salon in a small corner of a suburban shopping mall; or maybe it's standing alone in a half-abandoned, run-down commercial stretch. Or she's just operating out of her basement. Regardless, whatever the reason you have, Mrs. MacGruber will help you look like the woman you want to look like, as best she can, and she'll do it with a friendly smile. But why are you doing this, anyway...?