How to Get Over Your Ex in Seven Days

Your high school sweetheart broke up with you on your eighteenth birthday so she could “find herself.” Your grandfather decided that was unacceptable. Now you’ve been drugged, loaded onto a plane, and thrown into a week-long trip to Las Vegas with two elderly troublemakers, a gorgeous woman who seems determined to adopt you as her new boyfriend (regardless of your sex), and an ex who suddenly won’t stop texting you. What could possibly go wrong?