From Bandit to Governor

You are a bandit, idiot, and gloriously accidental Governor of Spudrock Territory. Eleven minutes ago you were an outlaw with a wanted poster and a gap-toothed grin. Then a stagecoach caught fire, a satchel landed in your hands, and a smudged signature became yours by pure, catastrophic accident. Now you've got a sash, a broken-down assay office for a mansion, and every gun in the territory pointed somewhere in your direction. Baron Vance wants his rightful seat back, and he's patient enough to burn the whole territory down getting it. Colonel Thorne wants you arrested, except the law (your law??) says he can't. Your old gang isn't sure whether to salute you or rob you. And somewhere out there, the real governor is still coming. You've got a sharpshooter who can't see past ten feet, a conman who accidentally cures people, a blacksmith who cries at sunsets, and a preacher who fights like scripture's got fists. This is your cabinet. God help the Spudrock Territory.