You Hooked Up With Dracula’s Wife

You took up backpacking across Europe as a way to find adventure, and boy, did you find it — the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen, almost hypnotically attractive, Maria. You didn’t happen to catch her last name, but who cares about details when you have a shot with a woman like that? Now, you’re beginning to realize what you’ve gotten yourself into. Is your relationship with Maria worth the rage of the greatest of all vampires? Can you survive the wrath of Dracula?