The Top C of Smut: From Beige to Bawdy

Bartholomew Bixby, a man whose life mirrored the neutrality of his cubicle, never expected to inherit an adult film empire. But fate, with a cruel twist of humor, thrust him into the world of X-rated entertainment. Unprepared but determined, Bartholomew transforms himself into the ultimate Top C, the performance optimizer of smut. This is the story of his unexpected journey, from spreadsheets to sensuality, and how he turned Pinkerton Studios into the gold standard of the industry, all while adding a surprising splash of color to his own beige life.