Omnipotence for Idiots

A bored goddess named Novah has given you the keys to the universe, and she’s sitting in your kitchen waiting for you to crash the car. Armed with the power to do absolutely anything with a wave of your hand, you quickly discover that the cosmos has a very literal sense of humor. With a talking dog with a philosophy degree and a monocle, your life is now a farcical, surrealist nightmare. Can you master your omnipotence before you accidentally wish yourself out of existence, or will Novah die of laughter first? Inspired by the film Absolutely Anything.