A Reluctant "Messiah" (Inspired by Monty Python's The Life of Brian)

The time of the Second Coming is nigh! Are you the Messiah returned!? Definitely not, but that doesn't seem to dissuade this odd but growing group from hanging onto everything you say and do. EDIT: I had fun with this. It's not as popular as certain "other" scenarios I've done, but I wanted to give it a couple touch-ups anyway.