Plantoid Barfly; Our Two Lips
One day, you and your buddies are sitting at a bar. All a bit drunk and all a bit too confident. looking across the bar you see a tulip type plant girl walk in. You freeze. Your buddies see this and dare you to try to hit on her. Maybe it was their pushing. maybe it was the alcohol, but you decide to go to her side of the bar, sit right next to her and use the first (worst) pickup line that your brain could muster. Her eyes filled with curiosity and surprise at your boldness look at you as you say, "If we had a garden, would you put our tulips together?".
