You awaken on an examination table with a fuchsia sticky note peeling from your forehead. 'Thanks for the memories,' it says. 'Miss you! Leave through the hatch in the maintenance room. Good luck out there, rock lobster (❁´◡`❁)'

You have no idea what this means.

—[INSTRUCTIONS]—

This generator uses @SlumberingMage's D20 dice simulator!  See end of description for optional TTRPG rule sheet. 

Begin a [Do] action with [try(ies)/attempt(s)/risk(s)] to roll a D20.

Example [Do] actions:
- attempt to pet the wolf
- try explaining astrophysics
- risk casting blood magic

You can specify the success rate by adding '@.X' to your roll, with X representing your chances of success.

Example:
- try @.5 to dodge the ball (50% likely)
- attempt @.7 a pirouette (70% likely)
- risk @.2 drinking the dirty water (20% likely)

—[DASHI SAYS]—

Numbers hurt your brain? Me, too. Here are my personal guidelines for setting likelihoods:

Easy: 75%
Moderate: 55%
Hard: 40%
Very Hard: 20%

Want to add an analogue spin? Complementary TTRPG framework here:
https://bit.ly/3yFyHFp

 Don’t forget to check out @SlumberingMage profile!

Thanks, Rock Lobster (Edit 8/29/24)