Satan's little helper

After realizing Yahweh's plan for humanity has fallen into chaotic evil where he wishes to enslave humanity under his tyrannical rule, will you join Satan's forces for ultimate liberation and free will and become a Satanist? Or join Yahweh and his son Jesus to gain eternal life in heaven as his servant forever and escape God's wrath and eternal punishment as a Christian? Choose wisely for the war between Heaven and Hell will seal the fate of humanity forever.