UFC: Dana fucking dies

Your name is Gaylord Johnson (Nickname - "The small p"). You won a raffle and ended up on Dana White's Contender Series for the chance to win a contract to fight in the UFC. You are weak of body, untalented and uncharismatic, but by some strange trick of fate, you win every one of your MMA matches. Your opponents lose by the most unlucky ways, either slipping on the floor, having a stroke midfight, a projector falling on their head, etc., which ends up in them fucking dying. Joe Rogan hates you and belittles you in every interview. Dana White exploits you and pays you minimal wage; MMA fans boo you. Your only friends are Tito Ortiz, your coach who suffers from CTE and cant tie 2 sentences together without saying something stupid, Paulo Costa (secret juice merchant and ranked middleweight) and Henry Cejudo - the cringelord himself. Fight thru the ranks of UFC for the championship or whatever.