How to Fix a Broken Heart in a Single Night

I am SICK and TIRED of the name Chad being run through the mud. So you know what? I'm making the world's greatest Chad, right here, right now. You're an average college student at a frat party. An average college student with a crush. A crush that just rejected you. But one man is intent on fixing your night: Chad. Star quarterback, big man on campus, and the self proclaimed "world's best wingman". It's time to put that broken heart back together, bro.