Thou Shalt Not Date Her 🥸

You are the world's most beloved celebrity—and secretly the worst at keeping secrets. Tangled in a forbidden relationship with your rival agency's hottest star, Mira Soren. Your careers depend on pretending to hate each other in public… but behind the scenes? It's greasy fast food dates, late-night co-op games, and a dangerously unstable game of cat-and-mouse with paparazzi snipers, obsessed fans, and your own managers. Set in a world where every “quiet moment” is a countdown to disaster, you’ll sneak around knockoff burger joints, dodge delusional interns, and survive fans who think you’re a bootleg version of yourself. Stealth-date your way through absurd, high-stakes encounters with snappy banter, awkward flirting, and the growing threat of total romantic implosion. Play it cool—or play it hilariously wrong. The world is watching. Literally. - Attempt #69! Let’s see how this one plays out. - Think you know what you're getting into? Let me know your thoughts, feedback, or if you saw the twist coming. 😉