Roadside Sorceress

What’s worse than an empty road? An empty road with a stranded mage surrounded by the wreckage of her own cart, a glowing wheel stuck in a tree, and an ominously wobbling pile of pink cubes she insists are “perfectly edible.” Meet Lyra, the cheerful disaster who’s just invited herself into your adventuring party. You and your crew were just trying to get to the next town, maybe slay a monster or two, but now you’re babysitting a walking magical mishap who calls herself a “brilliant mage.” Armed with wild optimism, unpredictable spells, and zero survival skills, she’s ready to turn your epic quest into a carnival of chaos. Who needs plans when you’ve got a roadside sorceress?